Why, when the sign says Dogs On Leash, is your dog special?
And then, when my dog (still on her leash) kicks your dog’s butt, am I at fault?
How is it that you can carry two cases of beer to your car and yet still need that handicap parking space?
I’ll give you the beer gut looks bad, but a handicap?
No seriously, driving your SUV on my bumper is not really going to make me drive faster.
And no, I can’t help you find that number for your cell either.
Was there a huge demand for Tim McGraw and Nelly to record a rap country song?
And at which bar will this song be featured?
If I have to repeat the same question, ten times over the course of an evening, do you really think smoking dope isn’t affecting you?
I said if I have….
Now, when you bought that gold chain, Bubba, did the silk shirt come with it, or was it optional?
Menopause for me: a need to pause before making that purchase.
Wise advice for aspiring business leaders: “Being the man is not the same as staying the man.” Rick “ The Nature Boy" Flair, WWE.
How is it possible that Michael Jackson is not in prison awaiting trial?
It took less time to put Martha Stewart in prison for stock fraud for God’s sake.
Is there an ignore button on my TV that I can apply to Randy Moss?
The possibilities are endless.
Isn’t, not firing Dan Rather equivalent to releasing Lee Harvey Oswald because he was given bad info on the target?
I say bring back Max Headroom. (How’s that for a vague talking 'head' reference?”)
Do drug companies first find the cure and then the disease?
And then, do they find a new drug to help those screwed up by the first meds?
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