Put Some Pants ON.....

Charles, Camilla Go to Church on Honeymoon

By MICHAEL McDONOUGH, Associated Press Writer
CRATHIE, Scotland - Prince Charles and Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, emerged from their rural estate Sunday to attend a small church service with about 200 villagers in their first public appearance since beginning their honeymoon in Scotland

Well, thank goodness, that is all over.

I couldn’t be more pleased that these two finally were able to ‘tie the knot.’ However, please, no candid shots of the honeymoon…no home made videos leaked to the Internet of the wedding night nuptials. I think it would be more than anyone could possibly handle.

Now, while there seems to have been much controversy around this marriage, even the Queen skipped the wedding; but, Camilla’s ex-husband attended (talk about your suck-ups). I for one couldn’t be happier.

First and foremost, it takes two of the most unattractive people, even by British standards, off the market. I never thought that any one person, let alone two could actually have the same dental work as Mr. ED, the talking horse. Well, ok, maybe John Elway…

The other bright note is the fact that these two lovebirds are too old to actually reproduce. This actually spares us all the sight of children with unusually large heads and ears bigger than a jumbo jet’s wingspan.

Oh, well “God bless the Queen” and all that…maybe the royal line continues to offer even more entertaining and bizarre behavior in the future. I can only speak for ‘moi’, but I rather enjoy the diversion from the real things in my life.