As Cool as My Dog...never gonna happen

My dog knocks on the door when she wants in.

She literally knocks on the door.

She sits with her back to the door so she can look out over the lake and reachs around with her front paw and knocks on the door.

She has other dog trained to come get us if we don't answer.

I'm convinced my dog is actually Snoppy, but with more of a PG attitude.

She can kill rats to racoons and all manner of life in between and never have it look like a big deal.

She stalked a guy painting our house until she found the perfect time to attempt ot nip him.

A nip is annoying, a bite is a law suit, she seems to know the difference.

I'm convinced that on my best day I will never be as cool as my dog.