Hey Pat,

Just a few questions for the right Rev. Pat

GROTON, Conn. - Two pilots were killed and three passengers suffered minor injuries when a small jet owned by religious broadcast Pat Robertson crashed in Long Island Sound while flying in heavy fog. Robertson was not aboard.

I guess the first thing that jumps to mind here is, as my wife put it, “Yikes and you didn’t see that coming?”

If you can see a tsunami that is going to take out the West Coast and you know that Hurricane Katrina took out New Orleans because of the Gay Pride Parade, how did you miss this ensuing crash?

If you have insider information on the election and if you can leg press more weight than any other human, how did you not know your own plane was going down?

You have indicated a ‘desire to assassinate Hugo Chavez’…

You said that Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was “divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza”…

9-11 was brought on by God to punish the USA….

And yet, with all of your insight and such, how did you not see your own plane crashing?

Or maybe you did, you sly devil, and that’s why you weren’t on it…