Bizarro World
Friday, May 06, 2005
STOP IT
May 4, 2005
After spending seven long years apart, MARY KAY LETOURNEAU and VILI FUALAAU have happily reunited and are now planning to wed. But many wonder -- did Vili ever date other girls when Mary Kay was serving time in prison for their headline-making affair?
"I did," he tells our JANN CARL while shopping for a tuxedo. "It's not important though."
Do you remember in the old “Superman” comics there was this mirror world called “Bizarro World?” It was the place where everything was completely opposite to the real world. ‘Sup’ was the bad guy and so on and he loved Kryptonite.
So here is the deal…perhaps, this is what is happening with Mary Kay Letourneau, the infamous teacher gone pedophile. She goes to prison for sleeping with her 12-year-old student and now has been adorned with the new title of “America’s darling” who is being at last, reunited with her long lost ‘soul mate.’ He is now 22 and finally getting over those pesky zits, changing voice and so on.
Is it any wonder why we can’t toss the ultimate Peter Pan, a.k.a. “The King Of Pop,” into jail for sleeping with children at the world-renowned resort known as ‘Neverland.’ It seems that the meaning is really, ‘will never land in prison’, more so than a reference to the literary classic.
I actually watched an interview with Mary Kay and her beau. It seems he has waited a long time to finally marry his 6th grade teacher. He went out with some girls his own age while she was prison, but they were lacking what Mary Kay had, the money to pay for a room at Motel 6 and a ‘Happy Meal.’
Well, if he has a thing for older women, just hang tight, dude; the aging process should be kicking into high gear in a few years. The interviewer spoke to these two as if they were the cutest little couple on the face of the earth.
She is a p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e!!!!
For crying out loud, where is this possible other than in Bizarro World?
My favorite line from the show was when a delighted journalist announced that the next day the Catholic Church would be weighing in on the upcoming nuptials.
I guess…if you need some religious input on sex with children, this would be the best place to go.
After spending seven long years apart, MARY KAY LETOURNEAU and VILI FUALAAU have happily reunited and are now planning to wed. But many wonder -- did Vili ever date other girls when Mary Kay was serving time in prison for their headline-making affair?
"I did," he tells our JANN CARL while shopping for a tuxedo. "It's not important though."
Do you remember in the old “Superman” comics there was this mirror world called “Bizarro World?” It was the place where everything was completely opposite to the real world. ‘Sup’ was the bad guy and so on and he loved Kryptonite.
So here is the deal…perhaps, this is what is happening with Mary Kay Letourneau, the infamous teacher gone pedophile. She goes to prison for sleeping with her 12-year-old student and now has been adorned with the new title of “America’s darling” who is being at last, reunited with her long lost ‘soul mate.’ He is now 22 and finally getting over those pesky zits, changing voice and so on.
Is it any wonder why we can’t toss the ultimate Peter Pan, a.k.a. “The King Of Pop,” into jail for sleeping with children at the world-renowned resort known as ‘Neverland.’ It seems that the meaning is really, ‘will never land in prison’, more so than a reference to the literary classic.
I actually watched an interview with Mary Kay and her beau. It seems he has waited a long time to finally marry his 6th grade teacher. He went out with some girls his own age while she was prison, but they were lacking what Mary Kay had, the money to pay for a room at Motel 6 and a ‘Happy Meal.’
Well, if he has a thing for older women, just hang tight, dude; the aging process should be kicking into high gear in a few years. The interviewer spoke to these two as if they were the cutest little couple on the face of the earth.
She is a p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e!!!!
For crying out loud, where is this possible other than in Bizarro World?
My favorite line from the show was when a delighted journalist announced that the next day the Catholic Church would be weighing in on the upcoming nuptials.
I guess…if you need some religious input on sex with children, this would be the best place to go.
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