Just My View Of iT

OK, then there are personnel announcements and then there are personnel announcements.

Talk about soft-selling a demotion…
"We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.”
I guess a desk job back in the corporate office in Jordan wasn’t an option.

Oh man, the first rule of life was clearly ignored by the former Abu Musab al-Zarqawi…never believe your own press clippings.

A while back, the king of kidnap and beheading, began to get a bit carried away with his own sense of power. He was, in his humble opinion, the ‘dude’ in Iraq that ran the insurgency on behalf of Al-Qaida.

Apparently, Al didn’t see it that way. A few months back we saw, the recently reassigned, Abu waving his gun and making video appearances on Arab television. He was truly getting the best ‘bang for his buck’ for his notoriety and “bombs away “
approach to running his terrorist cell in Iraq. He was letting folks know he was the “man” to be dealt with.

I guess someone found a way to deal with him after all.

According to reports, he was pretty well “narc-ed out” by someone in his organization. Perhaps, it was someone who had bigger ambitions than just holding the banners in the hostage videos.

Perhaps, some of his “homies” were feeling a bit left out or maybe he offended someone a bit farther up the ‘whack’ ladder. I suspect we will never know for sure.

Makes me wonder...an obscure phone call, a well-written email perhaps, how do you go about letting someone know which house to deliver a special package to???

Is there a “whistle blower” clause for these types of deals?

And who collects the $25 million reward?

I mean, wouldn’t that seem obvious?

“Dude, nice new Toyota pick up, must have cost you a fortune?

Regardless, my only hope is that the “fall out” from this power shuffle doesn’t encourage more insanity; but I fear it will.

Hey Pat,

Just a few questions for the right Rev. Pat

GROTON, Conn. - Two pilots were killed and three passengers suffered minor injuries when a small jet owned by religious broadcast Pat Robertson crashed in Long Island Sound while flying in heavy fog. Robertson was not aboard.

I guess the first thing that jumps to mind here is, as my wife put it, “Yikes and you didn’t see that coming?”

If you can see a tsunami that is going to take out the West Coast and you know that Hurricane Katrina took out New Orleans because of the Gay Pride Parade, how did you miss this ensuing crash?

If you have insider information on the election and if you can leg press more weight than any other human, how did you not know your own plane was going down?

You have indicated a ‘desire to assassinate Hugo Chavez’…

You said that Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was “divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza”…

9-11 was brought on by God to punish the USA….

And yet, with all of your insight and such, how did you not see your own plane crashing?

Or maybe you did, you sly devil, and that’s why you weren’t on it…