“The Sponge Bob brain trust came to the 'toon's defense after a full-blown controversy erupted this week when James Dobson, a Christian radio evangelist and founder of the group Focus on the Family, issued a warning to parents claiming the nave yellow critter and his crustacean compatriots advocated a "pro-homosexual video."
Dobson and his minions believe a music video made by the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation to promote the ideas of tolerance and diversity is really just a cover promoting the gay lifestyle. The video is being distributed to 61,000 U.S. elementary schools and features more than 100 cartoon characters, including Sponge Bob, Barney and Big Bird.”
And just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any sillier, it does.
I for one will sleep better, knowing, that James Dobson is keeping gay cartoon characters on notice. Notice there is no room for any kind of deviant behavior from our Toons, even on bikini bottoms.
Man, talk about believing in a different version of God to justify your income stream. You found a chapter or verse that deals with the sexuality of cartoons?
Would that be out of the book of Snoopy?
You want sexuality in the funny papers… let’s talk Lil’ Abner. Now there were some serious assets on those Toons…Daisy Mae indeed.
And what about Brenda Starr? We are talking well-drawn puberty enhancers there.
But after all, you are a well-informed leader of the church and if God is telling you that Sponge Bob is gay, who am I to question.
I mean Jerry Falwell got the same info on the Teletubbies and outed Twinky. This valuable warning saved clearly endless numbers of children from cartoon hell or worse.
I, for one, will continue to watch carefully what my grandchildren are watching and look for more hidden signs, with the help of Dobson.
OK.. off to watch Roger Rabbit...
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