Britney Spears shaves her head…
She checked into rehab…
She checked out of rehab…
Recommended new song for her…”Drop kick me Jesus, through field goal posts of life.”
Anna Nicole is still dead…
Howard “Special K” Stern thinks she was using drugs when she died. Duh!!!
Body still in limbo and so on…
Recommended song …”John Brown’s body lies a molding in the grave.”
Nicole Richie drives wrong way on I405…
She admitted to smoking a joint and popping some Vicodin…
She is charged with being a really skinny whack job in a Benz…
Song of choice…”White Rabbit.’
As a side note, the soon to be former wife of Paul McCartney will be appearing on “Dancing with the Stars.” The show that brings out the desperate need for some to just be in the spotlight. Ms Mills, as some of you know is sans one leg. This brings a whole new meaning to the old show biz phrase “Break a Leg.”
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