It's true Mega Churches scare me.
A bit like multi leveled parking lots weird me out:
I always think my roof will scrape something, I don't care how many times I drive through them.
Those big churches have the same feel to them, really claustrophobic and overly echo filled...
and they both have parking attendants. They might be the same people.
I don't care where you live, there is always that off duty cop directing traffic, at least i hope they are off duty. Jesus's own state trooper.
I admit having attended these. I am certainly not above finding my spirit side, makes one balanced. But these things are pretty well the mall of God.
For balance I should mention I also tried being a Mormon: hot chicks, really bad songs and no parking attendants.
I also tried Buddhism ( well before Tiger used it to find really hot chicks), Shamanism and selling Avon.
My God search has been never ending, I do actually believe it important. Probably why I discount Mega Church World, or Christco as we call it our house.
Each of them have their own house band, some one named Pastor "Chad or Bob or Greg".
Never Pastor Jose or De Shaun, I'm not saying but I'm saying....
Lattes in the foyer and time share vacations for that special "couple".
You name it, these folks have it covered.
Baseball hat into church?
Not a problem, after all our Jesus is way more hip then he has ever been.
Here it's about your soul and your 10%...Think of us as the Conan O'Brien on wafers.
We have Christ's bikers and the Lord's trout fisherman.
Like I said Mega Churches scare me, most corporations do.
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