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Pam Wants to Keep Divorce Clean for the Kids
By Natalie Finn
Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:40:27 PM PST

No matter what led them to end their four-month marriage last weekend, Pamela Anderson wants her public to know that she doesn't want any mudslinging to sully her and Kid Rock's divorce proceedings.
"I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce," the former Baywatch babe said via her Website Tuesday. "I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read—and I'd like to resolve this amicably—not fueling fires—and with dignity.

Who knew that Kid Rock’s real name was Bob? Bob Rock does not work; it has no real punch to it. Sponge Bob works just fine, but not so much for Bob Rock. Bob’s are generally nice guys; they do nice things for folks and do USO tours like nobody can. But hard-core rocker/rappers, just not working for me. No wonder “Kid Bob” is angry at the world, who takes him seriously?

I love that Pam Anderson wants to keep it civil to protect her children from Pam Anderson. Let us just assume that they have no access to the internet. If they did what would they find on Mommy if they Goggled her?

I can only assume that there will be no end to the coverage of this failed marriage. It did last for almost 8 months, probably an eternity from someone’s point of few. One a bright note it has moved Anna Nicole off to the back pages for a bit. Poor misunderstood woman that she is, I’m certain she will find a way to get back in the good graces of ET and we can listen to more heartfelt sobbing.

On a bright note Danny De Vito showed up drunk on the View. It was entertaining and nothing is more fun then watching Barbra Walters scrambling to save the high-end quality of this stitch and bitch session.

I am waiting for the announcement that says Madonna and Angelina Jolie are combing forces to adopt the entire continent of Africa and Parts of Asia. Apparently the adoption criterion is pretty low in these areas. If you have a gold American Express the doors to the orphanage are wide open.

ABC announced today that it would have a spin-off of its hit series “Dancing With The Stars”. It will be called “Tap Dancing With The Stars”. Confirmed to be part of this new venue are Mel Gibson and Michael Richards, who are both currently refining their skills with the media

A Letter, What You Don't Have Email????

UNITED NATIONS - In an open letter, Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad urged the American people Wednesday to demand the withdrawal of U.S. troops and blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.

I will be the 1st to say we as a nation have some issues we need to resolve. That being said it is our nation, our country and our backyard, we will work them out, we always do. What I don’t need is so some Bizarro whack job from any country telling us that we need to do to clean up our house. It’s our house bought and paid for by men and women who don’t hide behind anything other then a love for their country.

Last time I checked, this is still a pretty cool place to live. We have some quirks, but I can’t remember the last time we offed any women for committing adultery in the town square. Man you dudes most have some huge ratings for the evening news….

Give it a break, why don’t you and Enis the penis from North Korea consider a new hobby. Personal freedoms jumps to mind.

I will give you that some of our right wing religious nut cases are pretty strange, but hey preaching to the choir I guess in your case.

Thanks for the letter; it was so considerate of you to take the time. Please take no offense when it gets filed next to the ones offering no interest for 10 years and the cheap Viagra spam.

Yes I get that we should play by the rules, but maybe you could address which rules they are? This whole car bombing thing seems a bit tricky from a rules perspective.

It is the Holiday season so let me send a quick response while wishing you a wonderful Christmas.

Bite me.