Ok let’s get some things clear.
Being a republican does not make me an idiot or a strong believer in George W anyone. It simply defines my basic beliefs. The fact that my party has been hijacked by, oh man what’s the word…ah that’s it Lunatics, does not change my joy of less government.
It also doesn’t force me into voting for the flavor of the month that Oprah has anointed as the next prez; I’m kinda looking for someone with experience.
I wonder who the Owl party has running…
I believe in God, this does not mean I am a big fan of Joel Osteen or any mega church that has purchased the local bankrupt grocery church and converted it into Christco…I believe in doing my own research and not relying on any group that actually needs to have a commercial manager to handle their monies. Trendy rarely works for me. See Oprah and prez above.
I don’t like renters; there is no commitment for them to be a good neighbor.
I think if you are on food stamps you should shop at the dent a can store and not hold up my wine purchase at the local high-end stores.
Plastic sheeting does not substitute for a window in your car, nor does colored tape work well as a taillight. I can only assume you are a renter.
If I order a cheeseburger, please don’t ask me if I want cheese on that. I can only assume you have a plastic sheeting somewhere on your car.
Why do only seniors and want to be bangers drive 4 door Oldsmobiles and Buicks?
Homemade tattoos and halter-tops are simply a bad idea.
And finally, this week’s best bumper sticker.
“What would Scooby do?”
