Bush Heals

Bush Heals Lines of Division

In an apparent bid to attract more of the general public to the Bush camp. (Known as Camp Bush, sort of like Camp David but a lot denser and blind ends everywhere. At the same time, porn star, Ron Jeremy, has filed a lawsuit claiming he has the name "Camp Bush" under patent.)
Working closely with TBN, Trinity Broadcasting Network of Santa Ana, CA. , and the Benny Hinn Ministries, Carl Rove has set off on expanding the Bush appeal nationwide.
"Clearly many people enjoy Bush, and I think more need to consider Bush in their lives," quipped Rove at a recent luncheon held in Garden Grove at the Crystal Cathedral. He was attending a gathering of the "Stars of The Bible Belters" as they prepare to kick off their reunion tour at the Staples Center January 10th. The "Belters" include the likes of Oral Roberts, Billy Graham and world-renowned "toss them to the ground" originator, Ernest Angely .
"We are very happy to have this group of leaders be part of the Bush Camp and looked for greater healings of this divided country in the future," said Rove "Just talking about Bush makes us all very excited."
Talks are under way to include 2 of the biggest fans of Bush out there, and certainly it goes with out saying that the inclusion of Jimmy Swaggert and Jim Bakker would go a long way to put some teeth into the Bush Camp.
A spokesman for the tour says they are thrilled with the possible addition of these innovators.
"These two were ardent fans of the Bush Camp long before many of us saw the importance of chasing after Bush."