As milk prices continue to soar and effect of global warming continues, isn’t it about time you asked yourselves, “What is Your Calcium Hoof Print”?
Is your addiction with milk and other dairy products so out of control that you may in fact be part of the herd mentality that is bringing the barn down? Have you consider the udder insanity of the thoughtless use of dairy? Do we think that there is an endless supply of this calcium-based food? Will we become a nation subjected to the whims of OMEC, (The Organization of the Milk Exporting Countries)and their control of the raw milk supply?
These countries of course consist of The Netherlands, a bunch of dope smoking cheese eaters, the Swiss, clock and jackknife wielding bankers and of course the dreaded Canadians and their desire to rule the world through the use Alex Trevek and that dude married to Suzanne Summers.
At anytime these folks are more then willing to shut off the supply, clamp down on the teat so to speak, and bring us all to economic ruin and dependency on foreign cows. We need to ask ourselves if we are willing to make personal sacrifice and give up our SUV (super udder volume) and perhaps look at alternative foods.
Perhaps we consider Cowpooling and not insist on our own Holstein. Consider the use of Park and Milk lots as a boost to the environment.
Lets consider the use of turning corn into dairy, “Ethamilk” could save this country and reduce milk house emissions in half, give or take a bunch of degrees. Hey would the corn lobby make this stuff up? Perhaps we liberate the Dutch from Queen “what’s her name”. We could call it “Operation Enduring Orange Family Removal and give us your cows while we are”.
Let your conscience be your guide and pass the Gouda.
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